John's Music
Biting Comedic Political Satire
Woke in the Jailhouse Now
John skewers Trump for stealing and hoarding top secret documents, activating his "woke-right" mob to attack the US Capitol, and calls him out for dereliction of duty for refusing to call in the National Guard, in this brutal takedown parody of the old-time bluegrass song
"In the Jailhouse Now."
The President Who'll Never Return
"Woke in the Jailhouse Now"
John skewers Trump and his enablers for stealing top secrets documents, activating his "woke-right" mob to attack the US capital, and calls him out for deriliction of duty for refusing to call in the National Guard in this brutal takedown parody of the old-time bluegrass song "In the Jailhouse Now."
"The Fox Gonna Holler"
John takes down Fox News in this comedic parody sung to the tune of "Doolie" by The Dillards. He he skewers Fox their lies that led to their three quarters of a billion-dollar defamation settlement with Dominion Voting Systems.
"The President Who'll Never Return"
John takes down Trump is in this comedic political parody of the old Kingston Trio song: "Charlie on the MTA".
"Donnie once flew high above us in a plane called Air Force One. It's an aircraft with no compare. And soon he'll fly economy in shackles and in handcuffs on an airline we all know as Con Air.
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And will he ever return? No he'll never return, and his fate is surely earned. He will ride forever that jail cell in Rikers, he's the President who'll never return"
"The Indictment Song"
John takes on Putin and Trump for their dual indictments which landed just two weeks apart in this searing takedown of Trump for his Putin-enabling behavior and calls for equal justice under the law for insurrectionists irrespective of party.
"Indictment. Indictment. And I don't care left or right. You screw with our vote, our elections our children, I'm gonna stand and fight. Indictment, indictment in the grand jury or the Hague. Karma's gonna be a bitch for world leaders so evil and depraved."
Now if Joe Biden were to lose in 2024, incite a violent insurrection at the Capitol door. No one's above the law and he should be indicted too. So set the precedent now boys or our democracy's screwed."